MY GOD
I had the most vile pizza last night, and I still feel ill because of it now. First of all you spend half an hour on the phone to some incompetent half witted individual who has about as much knowledge of the English language as an ethiopian field mouse, trying to explain that you actually live in Ladbroke grove not madhook dove!!! then you have to wait about an hour before it finally turns up strapped to the back of a grotty little scooter stone cold! Anyway, aside from that things are good. Just applied for a new job at a PR company, think I have got a pretty good chance as I know the MD!!! lol but we shall have to see what happens with that.
Oh yeah, I found out last night that the boy who fell off the balcony the other night, didnt actually fall but rather jumped coz his mates dared him to, therefore i retract my condolences and would like to say this
"YOU STUPID BOY HOW SELFISH ARE YOU? NOT ONLY HAVE U NOW MADE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AND FRIENDS WORRY ABOUT YOU WHILE YOU LIE IN INTENSIVE CARE WITH HALF YOUR SKULL MISSING, BUT YOU ALSO RUINED EVERYONES FRIDAY NIGHT INCLUDING MINE, AND I SPENT SO MUCH MONEY FOR NOTHING..." and relax.....
right well thats about all for the moment. before i leave you I would just like to profess my undying love for Cillit Bang... it really is the best thing in the whole world, and my life is better for using it....
Until the next time my friends.
nambaroon
(Food for thought!)
Firstly of all "Good luck with the job! "
Secondly, Send all the cold pizzas back to the shops or better still don't use them ever again, they will soon get your message.
thirdly, take it a bit easy on the poor foreigner who works in Domino's, no-one else would do these jobs when your 15 mins break is deducted from your dismal pay! In fact if you take foreigners out of London the whole city will stop functioning
... and finally, Keep up the good work, on the whole I enjoy your writings and I loved the shoes' comments