tag:hollie.blog.co.uk,2009-11-14:/The rantings of a female londonerMokoFeed2009-11-14T18:35:47+01:00tag:hollie.blog.co.uk,2005-06-01:/2005/06/01/my_health/Hollie2005-06-01T15:18:37+02:002005-06-01T15:26:34+02:00 <p>hey guys so sorry that i havent had time to update and havent called many of u to tell u the news but its good in some ways bad in others, as it turns out i dont after all have lymphatic cancer..BUT i went for a chest xray and it turns out that i have sarcoidosis which is a chronic lung disease. Feeling shitty about it, but hey ho what can i do?? anyway going to the hospital tomorrow for a biopsy and bronchoscopy (which is when they shove a camera on the end of a tube down your throat into your lungs mmmmm lovely) Anyway I just wanted to apologise to all of u at once for not replying to texts etc.... but if im honest the past few days have been manic, and the fact that my boyfriend is being a grumpy sod with me at the mo (dont ask) isnt helping matters, i mean u would have thought that he would stop being moody with me for something as serious as this but obviously not!! (phone off.ignore.)haha<br> Ok so thats about it feel free to send me loads of chocolate when im in hospital although the greedy nurses will prob steal it as im sure they will bark "Nil by mouth" on a regular basis.<br> Apart from that CONGRATS to Henry and Natalia for getting engaged, im so expecting to come to the wedding.<br> Feeling like crap so im going to go </p> <p>love you all xxxxxxx </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hollie.blog.co.uk/2005/06/01/my_health/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hollie.blog.co.uk,2005-05-23:/2005/05/23/oh_my_god/Hollie2005-05-23T15:36:40+02:002005-05-23T15:36:40+02:00 <p>hey guys<br> Well as some of you may already know, i have been feeling really awful lately, and i found some lumps on my groin, so went to the doctor and i have just been to the hospital to fnd out if it is lymphatic cancer or not, so on wednesday afternoon i will know whether it is or not....<br> will update you <img src="/img/smilies/icon_sad.gif" alt=":(" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hollie.blog.co.uk/2005/05/23/oh_my_god/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hollie.blog.co.uk,2005-05-18:/2005/05/18/title_3263/Hollie2005-05-18T11:56:04+02:002005-05-18T11:57:53+02:00 <p><strong>Hungover</strong> again.......<br> Went out for dinner last night with my flatmate and my stepdad had the most delish Thai food, but even more delicious Vino..... which actually thinking about it was probably only delicious after about 3 bottles, when it got to the point when I could have been drinking paint stripper and I probably wouldnt have noticed. Was very surprised by my stepdads enthusiasm with regard to the makeup course Im going to do, I thought he would be totally against it but he thinks its a really good idea. Today is going to be another mindnumbingly boring day no doubt! The sun is shining and im stuck inside a glass office which has the same effect as a greenhouse, therefore im roasting much like a peking duck.<a href="http://data1.blog.de/blog/h/hollie/img/peking-20duck.jpg" title=""><img src="http://data1.blog.de/blog/h/hollie/img/peking-20duck_small.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a><a href="http://data1.blog.de/blog/h/hollie/img/duck.jpg" title=""><img src="http://data1.blog.de/blog/h/hollie/img/duck_small.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hollie.blog.co.uk/2005/05/18/title_3263/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hollie.blog.co.uk,2005-05-16:/2005/05/16/the_mother_of_all_hangovers/Hollie2005-05-16T12:36:33+02:002005-05-16T13:01:12+02:00 <p>Hey people. Yet another wierd and wonderful weekend to report. Saturday was dead boring worked all day, then in the evening went to SOHO house with my brother, where we proceeded to guzzle mojitos as if our lives depended on it!! Once again I wore my favourite shoes which are too small for me, and once again I ended up hobbling home like a crippled old witch. Woke up on Sunday morning and entered my living room which looked as if it had been hit by a bomb, so began the fun task of obsessive compulsive cleaning. Eventually came the time for the battle with my bitch of an ex landlady to rest so we went to the old flat to move the few remaining bits out, and the fat cow got stuck in the doorway which was just totally hilarious she looked like a sweaty pig!! I dont actually hate anyone in this world apart from her, she is just the pitts. SO after that went to Holland Park with tye and james, lounged in the sun and drank rose before we decided what a good idea it would be to go out and get utterly hammered... BRING IT!!! so ten bottles of wine and about 60 cigarettes later we were on the table dancing and singing, much to the disgust of the snotty people around us which was just hysterical. Ben was on top form creating utter havoc trying his best to chat some french girl up who clearly just did not have a clue what he was going on about!! I did have the best night ever with my three favourite boys.<br> Anyhow, here I am again back at work and suffering so badly, but hell it was worth it!!!! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hollie.blog.co.uk/2005/05/16/the_mother_of_all_hangovers/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hollie.blog.co.uk,2005-05-13:/2005/05/13/makeup_schools/Hollie2005-05-13T18:12:33+02:002005-05-13T18:12:33+02:00 <p>GUYS..... IF BY CHANCE ANY OF YOU KNOW TELL ME<br> WHICH SCHOOL SHALL I GO TO<br> GLAUCA ROSSI</p> <p>OR DELAMAR ACADEMY????</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hollie.blog.co.uk/2005/05/13/makeup_schools/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hollie.blog.co.uk,2005-05-13:/2005/05/13/ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr/Hollie2005-05-13T15:32:08+02:002005-05-13T15:32:08+02:00 <p><strong>MY MOOD HAS RAPIDLY DETERERIORATED</strong></p> <p>DIDNT get the bloody job at Kilpatrick something about not enough experience blah blah blah.... ANYWAY.. have now decided that Im going to follow my passion and train to become a makeup artist at Glauca Rossi. SO that should be exciting. i think i will come out on top this time....I have a good feeling about this.. Still, im quite disappointed with regards to the PR Job </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hollie.blog.co.uk/2005/05/13/ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrrr/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hollie.blog.co.uk,2005-05-13:/2005/05/13/hello_my_treacherous_friends/Hollie2005-05-13T12:02:54+02:002005-05-13T12:02:54+02:00 <p>I AM IN A DAMN GOOD MOOD TODAY.....<br> Yesterday I had my interview aaaaaaaaghhhhhhhh GOD I WAS SO NERVOUS. The day started off as a complete disaster, I totally overslept, then flapped areound like a headless chicken putting outfits on, then ripping them off, only to walk out the door with outfit number one on...I preceded to freeze my bottom off coz i couldnt find a coat that complimented my outfit (and afterall it PR dahling!!) Anyway after spending about 15 mins at the tube station trying to figure out which platform I had to get onto (out of a choice of two ahhaha) I was finally on my way, listening to my Ipod and being tutted at by an ageing couple next to me, its honestly not that my music is loud but rather the headphones really do omit noise... Finally got there on time believe it or not, and I actually think the interview went really well, so now I just have to wait and see what happens.... But i really really want this job!!!!</p> <p>Aside from that the NTL man came round yesterday to install my broadband, which doesnt actually work yet!! (surprise surprise!!) Today im going to spend the rest of the day frantically staring at the phone praying it will ring about the job!!!</p> <p>Soooooooooooooo bring on the weekend!!!</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hollie.blog.co.uk/2005/05/13/hello_my_treacherous_friends/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hollie.blog.co.uk,2005-05-11:/2005/05/11/blingy_cat/Hollie2005-05-11T12:37:08+02:002005-05-11T12:37:08+02:00 <p> BLINGY CAT, BLINGY CAT I LOVE YOU<br> YES I DO,<br> YOU AND YOUR BLINGY CAT EYES.....<a href="http://data1.blog.de/blog/h/hollie/img/MR-BLING.jpg" title=""><img src="http://data1.blog.de/blog/h/hollie/img/MR-BLING_small.jpg" border="0" alt=""></a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hollie.blog.co.uk/2005/05/11/blingy_cat/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hollie.blog.co.uk,2005-05-11:/2005/05/11/lstronggmona_taraya_can_rot_in_hell_l_st/Hollie2005-05-11T12:32:31+02:002005-05-11T12:32:31+02:00 <p>Morning ppl!!! so the flat situation looks like its been resolved, as I now dont have a leg to stand on with regards to proving that there wasnt actually damage done apart from expected wear and tear, because that sly, repulsive woman has already redecorated, and is expecting my dear stepfather to foot the bill. OVER MY DEAD BODY. I couldnt care less about her or the damn estate agent for that matter, but one thing i dont want is my stepdad thinking that im some irresponsible hooligan who trashed the place. If any lawyers happen to be reading this, some advice as what I could do next would be useful!!! Anyway, its so obvious by looking at the quotes that she just wants to refurbish the flat at our expense.Aside from that things are pretty uneventful, im finding it hard to write as my blood is boiling at the moment! SO i think i will return later.</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hollie.blog.co.uk/2005/05/11/lstronggmona_taraya_can_rot_in_hell_l_st/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hollie.blog.co.uk,2005-05-10:/2005/05/10/death_to_domino_s/Hollie2005-05-10T12:08:20+02:002005-05-10T17:27:25+02:00 <p>MY GOD<strong></p> <p>I had the most vile pizza last night, and I still feel ill because of it now. First of all you spend half an hour on the phone to some incompetent half witted individual who has about as much knowledge of the English language as an ethiopian field mouse, trying to explain that you actually live in Ladbroke grove not madhook dove!!! then you have to wait about an hour before it finally turns up strapped to the back of a grotty little scooter stone cold! Anyway, aside from that things are good. Just applied for a new job at a PR company, think I have got a pretty good chance as I know the MD!!! lol but we shall have to see what happens with that.<br> Oh yeah, I found out last night that the boy who fell off the balcony the other night, didnt actually fall but rather jumped coz his mates dared him to, therefore i retract my condolences and would like to say this</p> <p> "YOU STUPID BOY HOW SELFISH ARE YOU? NOT ONLY HAVE U NOW MADE YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY AND FRIENDS WORRY ABOUT YOU WHILE YOU LIE IN INTENSIVE CARE WITH HALF YOUR SKULL MISSING, BUT YOU ALSO RUINED EVERYONES FRIDAY NIGHT INCLUDING MINE, AND I SPENT SO MUCH MONEY FOR NOTHING..." and relax..... </p> <p>right well thats about all for the moment. before i leave you I would just like to profess my undying love for Cillit Bang... it really is the best thing in the whole world, and my life is better for using it....</p> <p>Until the next time my friends.<img src="http://data1.blog.de/blog/h/hollie/img/dom.JPG" border="0" alt=""></strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hollie.blog.co.uk/2005/05/10/death_to_domino_s/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hollie.blog.co.uk,2005-05-09:/2005/05/09/just_to_say/Hollie2005-05-09T17:19:52+02:002005-05-09T17:22:48+02:00 <p>Zedmonster/Pissycat.<br> you can be a right old rattipuss especially before the hour of 1pm. but all the same I still want to feed u cream pies and sardines. You are the best pusskins ever and without you i would be totally lost.<br> All the love in the world</p> <p> puss puss puss puss <img src="http://data1.blog.de/blog/h/hollie/img/StoneCat3_02.jpg" border="0" alt=""> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hollie.blog.co.uk/2005/05/09/just_to_say/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hollie.blog.co.uk,2005-05-09:/2005/05/09/sorted_guvnor/Hollie2005-05-09T16:54:38+02:002005-05-09T18:43:46+02:00 <p>PHEW..... I have gone into professional "im taking this very seriously and im going to make things difficult for you lady...." mode. Legal proceedings....hah! we'll see about that. a huge thankyou to the catman for such wonderful advice....<br> if all else fails a wise man once said </p> <p> "Screw it, torch the house" <img src="/img/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":DD" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>We shall see what becomes of this....I declare WAR!!!!! </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hollie.blog.co.uk/2005/05/09/sorted_guvnor/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hollie.blog.co.uk,2005-05-09:/2005/05/09/another_problem_when_will_it_stop/Hollie2005-05-09T15:53:20+02:002005-05-09T15:53:20+02:00 <p><strong>AHHHH MONDAYS...DONT U JUST LOVE THEM?</p> <p>have just found out via a barrage of text messages that my half witted ex landlady is trying to get 3000 out of me for damage to the property?! what damage???? ok, granted it needs a jolly good clean which is what the extortionate deposit is supposed to cover!! But £3000?? i mean come on lady you're taking the P a bit! despite the fact she never even bothered to check it when my flatmate moved out, so any damage caused by her is now apparently my fault!!! the flat was totally unfurnished when i moved in and now shes whinging about holes in the walls where mirrors/pictures have been and curtain rails....ridiculous!!!!<br> advise me someone.....ANYONE!!! </strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hollie.blog.co.uk/2005/05/09/another_problem_when_will_it_stop/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hollie.blog.co.uk,2005-05-09:/2005/05/09/londons_burning_londons_burning/Hollie2005-05-09T13:19:52+02:002005-05-09T13:19:52+02:00 <p><strong>OH MY GOD ALMIGHTY.... </p> <p>TRANSCRIPT OF CONVERSATION 9.47 AM ANGELE AND HOLLIE.</p> <p>A: HOLLIE?<br> H: YES<br> A: Im so so sorry, you gonna be really upset with me but it wasnt my fault...<br> H: mmmmm....<br> A: BASICALLY, last night I put an incense burning in the plant pot, and forgot about it and went to bed.... and then I woke up this morning and the flat was filled with smoke.. your plant was on fire, and its dead now... but ill buy you a new one... the flat stinks of smoke.</p> <p>nuff said.<img src="http://data1.blog.de/blog/h/hollie/img/HouseFire_3.jpg" border="0" alt=""></strong> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hollie.blog.co.uk/2005/05/09/londons_burning_londons_burning/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>tag:hollie.blog.co.uk,2005-05-09:/2005/05/09/well_what_a_wierd_weekend/Hollie2005-05-09T12:58:16+02:002005-05-09T23:11:03+02:00 <p>I arrived home on Friday evening to the sound of the familiar wailing of sirens that are ever present in Ladbroke Grove (you have to love it). Whilst in my bedroom frantically trying to get myself ready to go out, battling with my blunt eyeliner I was distracted by a hyena like shrieking from the living room which was coming from my boyfriend who was leaping around in his boxer shorts like an uncontrollable mad man... "LOOK LOOK BABY POLICE WITH GUNS, POLICE WITH GUNS..." So ever the gossip queen, I raced to the living room, skidding on the newly laid wooden floor (and may I add almost taking off my kneecaps in the process)eager to see what the latest drama on the block was. Aftr a few minutes of craning my neck out of the window I decided to brave the streets with half my face on, and slinked up to a policeman to find out the gossip...WELL shock horror yet another shooting involving a bunch of crack starved delinquents (what a surprise)So off I trotted back inside only to be greeted with "Oh for Gods Sake you are just so nosy..blah blah blah" now, pause for thought. WHY ARE MEN SO DAMN HYPOCRITICAL?! NOT TWO MINUTES AGO THE BOYF WAS RANTING AND RAVING ABOUT THE CURRENT STATE OF AFFAIRS OUTDOORS. hurumph. </p> <p>PART DEUX.<br> Its now 9.57pm, im queing up outside grotty old Camden palace in shoes that are frankly two sizes too small, agonisingly painful, but hell they look damn good! (to all those chinese children in the early years i feel for you!)The bouncers are being obnoxious as usual, its freezing outside, my feet hurt, im tired and getting increasingly ratty. Bursting for the loo and being eyeballed by numerous "vintage, indie pixies" who are obviously highly envious of my perfect replica Balenciaga bag!<br> Decided that i have had just about enough of this I march up to the barrell like bouncer, flutter my eyelashes and stick my pathetic excuses for boobies out as far possible and coo "We've got tickets for the Rifles at 10?!" he then looks at his watch, jams his stubby hand back in this jeans (which may I add make him look increasingly like a sausage) and gruffly annouces "doors open at ten. wait in line Luv" I glance at my watch, and typically its 9.59</p> <p>11.30pm<br> Hurrah!! I sit clutching a pint in one hand, and the ever present marlboro light in the other excitedly waiting for the rifles to take the stage. </p> <p>11.40pm<br> Lights on.......must be time now</p> <p>11.45<br> still waiting</p> <p>11.50<br> need to wee. </p> <p>11.51<br> in the ladies. Overhear this telephone conversation from an ageing rock mum..</p> <p>"the police are here and everything....apparently no one is allowed in or out....yes i knooooooow, yeah he fell apparently"</p> <p>Fearing the worst I politely waited for the lady to end her conversation and asked what in gods name was going on.</p> <p>As it turns out some poor soul had fallen off the balcony and cracked his head open, and was presumed dead. (It was a horrible thing to happen, and from what i saw looked pretty serious) There was a large pool of crimson liquid adorning the dance floor and two rather queasy policemen taping off the area.</p> <p><strong>N.B I would like to take this opportunity to express my sincerest condolences to the friends and family of this person. It is a terrible thing to happen, and hopefully they will be ok. </p> <p>SO that was Friday night over, with my tail between my legs very disgruntled we headed to the monarch for a quick drink then home.<br> </strong><img src="http://data1.blog.de/blog/h/hollie/img/telus-pig.jpg" border="0" alt=""> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://hollie.blog.co.uk/2005/05/09/well_what_a_wierd_weekend/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>